Comments on: Zombie War Food Stash http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:38:18 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: For the Ladies… « DisIsMyPlace http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-1066 For the Ladies… « DisIsMyPlace Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:41:23 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-1066 [...] but a very important addition. If the world is going to hell and Al Qaida, the Zulu Warriors, or Wendy’s Zombies  have over-run the city, (or the slight chance that we have a hurricane or a tornado) I want to be [...] [...] but a very important addition. If the world is going to hell and Al Qaida, the Zulu Warriors, or Wendy’s Zombies  have over-run the city, (or the slight chance that we have a hurricane or a tornado) I want to be [...]

]]> By: betme http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-946 betme Thu, 15 May 2008 19:11:12 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-946 Hahaha... to the PS. We are stocking up on the special Meds for our retirement days. We plan on making the news... "Delirious semi-naked granny and her walker-wielding hubby were arrested trying to score pot at the corner house of ill repute." (everyone needs to set goals) ;) Hahaha… to the PS. We are stocking up on the special Meds for our retirement days. We plan on making the news…

“Delirious semi-naked granny and her walker-wielding hubby were arrested trying to score pot at the corner house of ill repute.”

(everyone needs to set goals) ;)

]]> By: Wendy http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-945 Wendy Thu, 15 May 2008 18:04:00 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-945 <strong>@ betme</strong> - Yes, I agree, all survival kits should include comfort foods and booze. When you're left with nothing but disaster or the end of the world you should at least be able to gorge yourself on whatever you feel like and watch it all unfold as entertainment. I learned this lesson during Hurricane Bob when most of the East Coast was without electiricity for weeks on end and life became all-out weird. I vowed this would neve happen to me again and that's how my disaster kit was born. In the case of zombie wars, however, this kit is especially vital because the stores will never be re-stocked. You need to have your own personal cache because it'll have to last you all the way to the bitter end. P.S. - Try and stock up on Xanax or Valium and/or something to smioke to include in your Zombie War kit. I think it'll become as important to you as Skittles and champagne, well worth defending with your flame thrower gun. :) @ betme – Yes, I agree, all survival kits should include comfort foods and booze. When you’re left with nothing but disaster or the end of the world you should at least be able to gorge yourself on whatever you feel like and watch it all unfold as entertainment. I learned this lesson during Hurricane Bob when most of the East Coast was without electiricity for weeks on end and life became all-out weird. I vowed this would neve happen to me again and that’s how my disaster kit was born. In the case of zombie wars, however, this kit is especially vital because the stores will never be re-stocked. You need to have your own personal cache because it’ll have to last you all the way to the bitter end.
P.S. – Try and stock up on Xanax or Valium and/or something to smioke to include in your Zombie War kit. I think it’ll become as important to you as Skittles and champagne, well worth defending with your flame thrower gun. :)

]]> By: betme http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-944 betme Thu, 15 May 2008 10:30:53 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-944 Sorry... Sipping on a mimosa or three this morning and cant psell so well. Sorry… Sipping on a mimosa or three this morning and cant psell so well.

]]> By: betme http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-943 betme Thu, 15 May 2008 10:28:20 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-943 I was explaining you sage advise to Mr. J who thinks these items should already be in our hurricane kit as well. While everyone else is breaking into stores stealing water and big screen TVs, we will be sitting back in our lawn chairs sipping champane and eating Skittles. I was explaining you sage advise to Mr. J who thinks these items should already be in our hurricane kit as well. While everyone else is breaking into stores stealing water and big screen TVs, we will be sitting back in our lawn chairs sipping champane and eating Skittles.

]]> By: Wendy http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-942 Wendy Wed, 14 May 2008 23:38:17 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-942 <strong>@ Joan</strong> - You totally need that cane sword. The next time some police activity takes place in your front yard, you can run out there with your "bayonet" and keep them cornered till the cops arrive. <strong>@ betme</strong>- Yes! That's the spirit! But like I said, the only drawback -- and it's kind of major -- is that every once in awhile you sort of creep into your stash, but at least you can still replenish it as long as World War Z hasn't started. @ Joan – You totally need that cane sword. The next time some police activity takes place in your front yard, you can run out there with your “bayonet” and keep them cornered till the cops arrive.

@ betme- Yes! That’s the spirit! But like I said, the only drawback — and it’s kind of major — is that every once in awhile you sort of creep into your stash, but at least you can still replenish it as long as World War Z hasn’t started.

]]> By: betme http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-940 betme Wed, 14 May 2008 21:47:50 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-940 I love it. This is so much better than my Hurricane survival kit. I am trading in my bottled water, flashlight and hip waders for Pringles, Champagne, and Skittles. I love it. This is so much better than my Hurricane survival kit. I am trading in my bottled water, flashlight and hip waders for Pringles, Champagne, and Skittles.

]]> By: joanharvest http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-934 joanharvest Tue, 13 May 2008 18:51:44 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-934 Oh Lord, all I've got stashed in my kitchen are rigatoni and meatball lean cuisines and Vita muffins. I keep saying, I need to get a can with a sword. I could at least chop some zombie up if I had to, small enough pieces in my crock pot, who knows what delicacy I could come up with. I am a damn good cook. I wonder what goes good with a side of Zombie? Oh Lord, all I’ve got stashed in my kitchen are rigatoni and meatball lean cuisines and Vita muffins. I keep saying, I need to get a can with a sword. I could at least chop some zombie up if I had to, small enough pieces in my crock pot, who knows what delicacy I could come up with. I am a damn good cook. I wonder what goes good with a side of Zombie?

]]> By: Wendy http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-932 Wendy Mon, 12 May 2008 18:02:44 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-932 <strong>@ teeni </strong>- Wow, I forgot about cheesecake. Cheesecake should definitely be in everybody's stash. <strong>@ Bound and Gags</strong> - You're right! That's a much better the-glass-is-half-full mentality. I was indeed practicing. And I'm always vigilant about this impending war. <strong>@ David</strong> - Yes, marshmallow too. And the other stuff to make smores. I'll also have a water pistol filled with gasoline, and a flare gun like the kind made for boats. Just in case I have to set the zombies (or anyone else) on fire while they're climbing onto my roof to get at me. @ teeni - Wow, I forgot about cheesecake. Cheesecake should definitely be in everybody’s stash.

@ Bound and Gags – You’re right! That’s a much better the-glass-is-half-full mentality. I was indeed practicing. And I’m always vigilant about this impending war.

@ David – Yes, marshmallow too. And the other stuff to make smores. I’ll also have a water pistol filled with gasoline, and a flare gun like the kind made for boats. Just in case I have to set the zombies (or anyone else) on fire while they’re climbing onto my roof to get at me.

]]> By: David http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-930 David Mon, 12 May 2008 03:15:05 +0000 http://whatimdoingrightnow.wordpress.com/2008/05/10/zombie-war-food-stash/#comment-930 Oh. My. GOD! Wendy! I can't believe nobody has told you that Kraft Macaroni & Cheese actually ATTRACTS ZOMBIES!! Get rid of that stuff right away. B&G?!?!? <i>You didn't know this?</i> What you need in your Zombie Panic Room is a 55 gallon drum of Ultra Marshmallow Fluff Concentrate. One teaspoon of that in the Zombies gob and KABOOM! Zombie juice everywhere! Plus zombies hate cigarette smoke. It makes them sneeze violently. Finally. In conclusion. Lucky thing you have your Sea Monkey flashlight! You are GOLDEN for surviving the Zombie hordes. Gosh has certainly smiled upon your home. Oh. My. GOD! Wendy! I can’t believe nobody has told you that Kraft Macaroni & Cheese actually ATTRACTS ZOMBIES!! Get rid of that stuff right away.

B&G?!?!? You didn’t know this?

What you need in your Zombie Panic Room is a 55 gallon drum of Ultra Marshmallow Fluff Concentrate. One teaspoon of that in the Zombies gob and KABOOM! Zombie juice everywhere!

Plus zombies hate cigarette smoke. It makes them sneeze violently.

Finally. In conclusion. Lucky thing you have your Sea Monkey flashlight! You are GOLDEN for surviving the Zombie hordes. Gosh has certainly smiled upon your home.

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