Comments on: I Hate Clothes

By: tiffanyorkin

tiffanyorkin — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:37:38 +0000

Moonbeam McQueen has a point. No complaints here! – Tiffany Orkin

By: Moonbeam McQueen

Moonbeam McQueen — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:07:21 +0000

P.S. Thank you for telling us about the crazy guy who lives in the Goodwill bin. That’s sort of amazing.

By: Moonbeam McQueen

Moonbeam McQueen — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:05:54 +0000

Your at-home work uniform sounds perfect!

Now that I’m back in the corporate world, I really hate it that they won’t let me show up in my nightgown. What’s wrong with them?

I hope betme does track down that pantyhose guy (it HAS to be a guy– no woman would inflict kind of misery on herself), and that she films the strangulation. I’m sure she’d be sainted.

By: Lucky

Lucky — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:31:29 +0000

I agree with you and Betme…pantyhose are evil spawn. When I started here, my boss laughed at me because I asked her 3 times if I had to wear pantyhose (we don’t). She doesn’t know what it’s like to sweat in those things. ECK.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:07:56 +0000

@ aniche – I know, right? Why is this? Can’t they be scooped up and moved to a commune somewhere in Vermont? Like the zombies in I Am Legend?

@ betme - I threw away all my pantyhose, tossed it in the trash, even the expensive “with tummy-flattering panel” ones. Suck it, pantyhose.

By: betme

betme — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:12:44 +0000

The clothes that the homeless wear may not be chic, but they are much more comfortable than the runway crap that mocks me in my closet.

(and when I find the person responsible for the invention of pantyhose, I am going to wrap a pair tightly around HIS neck and tie a stylish bow.)

By: Wendy

Wendy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:14:24 +0000

@ betme – I’m hip to your pain. Buck and I look like a homeless couple, not unlike the bin dweller.

By: betme

betme — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:32:29 +0000

Way cool on donating all of your stuff to the bin dweller.

I too detest clothes. Mr J buys me fancy smancy suits and dresses to wear to work. I push them to the back of the closet and grimace about which pair of jeans and t-shirt to wear instead.

He is afraid we will end up looking like a Jerry Springer couple if I continue dressing like this.

By: aniche

aniche — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:21:01 +0000

there’s a crazy guy with no teeth in all neighborhoods i feel. that’s so weird.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:54:28 +0000

@ Joan – That shirt you’ve ordered from LL Bean will last forever. I have shirts from there that I’ve had for 10 or 15 years and they look brand new. Which is part of the problem, I always feel weird about getting rid of clothes that look new. But for me there’s just no point in keeping all this stuff.

@ Romi – Don’t wait for your employer to loosen the dress code … just take it. I’m pretty sure you can’t be fired because of your wardrobe.