David, at Thoughts-0-Dave, has a dog named Oliver. The following is a page from Oliver’s diary.
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Oh, I just love Oliver’s diary. I agree with him. Why does the big one have a squirrel as his avatar with a squirrel conspiracy going on all around us. Oliver has to figure out a way to escape so he can catch some of those furry rodents.
@ Joan – It’s ironic you should be the first to comment, because on the second page of the diary Oliver actually mentioned you. He said he’s heard about a woman named Joan Harvest who has wonderful ways of electrocuting squirrels, and he was in the process of finding out how much a bus ticket to Falmouth will cost him.
HAAAAA! OMG Wendy that is so GREAT!! Thank you!!
[I've been awfully sluggish on my commenting lately. Sorry]
The adorable little crown just fits him perfectly!!
AND JEEZIS!! I had no idea the twisted little shit was that uptight about it. I always wondered if the squirrels would eventually lead to Oliver’s complete undoing! I mean really, dogs should believe us humans on this. We’re the genocide experts fu cryin out loud!
I would love to get a higher res version of this to print out. It would look sweet on our fridge! We used to have a newspaper clipped photo of a chipmunk at the bottom of the fridge door (Ollie height). Guess we shoulda realized it would eventually send him over the edge … Oh well. Shoulda woulda coulda, eh?
[ironic smirk]
Thanks again Wendy. I’m so impressed by your collage skill.
[...] Oliver’s Diarist My freakin crazy dog has a ghost writer! You’ll never guess who! Yes, Wendy, of the internet’s Life with Buck fame. She has published a page of his memoir (or manifesto fragment- you decide) on the INTERWEB! [...]
@ David - You can have the real thing (I don’t think I can take a better photo, anyway). It’s 8.5 x 11, so I’ll stick it in of those big envelopes and send it along. Email the address where you want me to send it.
You think Oliver is twisted? I’m currently working on Lily’s diary (Little Miss’s dog), and man is she an opinionated fashionista.
This is brilliant! I love to get the other side of the story.
Any dog who spell “vigiliance” correctly ought to be big enough to rise above such petty infringements.
@ Adam – Me too! There’s are always two sides to every story. Three, actually. There’s your side, their side, and the truth. In this case we’ll have to settle for just the two sides.
@ Vermonter – Yes!
I’m calling PETA – Oliver is unjust to Squirrels !
Down with the tyranny of man (’s best friend!)
@ Nimish Batra – Oliver is twisted, even David says so. But he does have Joan Harvest on his side. All it takes is one person to believe in your cause, and Oliver has Joan.
This is a masterpiece! Forget “The Diary of Freda Kahlo”– Oliver makes her look like a boring hack. She didn’t even chase squirrels.
I’ve long championed putting squirrels in these:
http://tinyurl.com/ywavg5
We must, as a humanity, have decency!
@ MBMQ - I think Oliver’s squirrel fixation must be the result of his skull pinching his brain. But then, I always think that about everybody and everything.
@ Bound and Gags – I love those squirrel underpants! And I love the librarian tatts they also sell on that site. I might get some and cover myself with them this summer, even though I’m not a librarian. I want people to think I am.
Wendy you are JUST as cool as any librarian!
OW, my SKULL is pinching my BRAIN!
B&G- I’m surprised to hear you speak on behalf of the humanity. Even if you’re right!
I successfully printed this diary page out and it really looks great! So thank you again Wendy for shining your beam of creativity Oliver’s way
Dude, you are such a freak! But in a cool artistic, talented kind of way!
And I’m kind of jealous of Oliver’s crown…no wait, REALLY jealous.
Hmph!